I’m the screaming at the last second
cuz im strong
🍭🔪🤘🏽
Tiny energetic emø , ace
pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?
(via bigtiddygremlin)
Am I annoying? Yes
Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time
me hitting the submit button on an essay, knowing that it’s nonsensical garbage, to an academic who has dedicated his life to this field
(via ashtonangst)
My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??
Me:
(via loveserum)
Can y’all believe this…men always have something to say its literally just a picture of the ground
(via hattalove)
TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY
CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
CHRIST
(Source: parahumors, via only1600kids)
who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
(via liljoanneexo)
A mermaid with a lobster tail instead of a standard fish tail
(via geekymooshi)
*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*
(via shortsleevesandbandtees)
Otter teaches human how to pet him.
me asking for attention and affection
I just lost my entire shit
(via vinebox)
It (2017) outtakes
I missed half of this video because I was laughing so hard
Stop whatever you’re doing and watch this video
I fucking die every time lmao
(via shortsleevesandbandtees)